A politician only lies when his lips are moving

I’m gonna start this with a joke.

There’s four people on a plane, three parachutes, and the plane’s gonna crash.
The first guy, Stephen Curry, who plays for the Warriors says he’s too important, too popular and has too many fans. So, he grabs the first parachute and bails.

The second is Obama. He says he was the smartest president in American history and he bails.

The third is a 95-year old rabbi and he’s talking to the fourth, a 10-year old school student. The rabbi tells the kid he’s had a successful life and tells the 10-year old to take the last parachute …read more