The Deathcare in Obamacare (Satire)

By: transplanted mountaineer

President Obama gave a nationally televised address back in 2009 to “clarify any misunderstandings” about his health care proposal assuring Americans that under the new bill senior citizens, and not the federal government, will have the right to choose how they are executed.

“Let me dispel these ridiculous rumors once and for all and set the record straight. Under my plan, seniors are going to be killed the way they want to be killed, end of story”, said the president, who acknowledged that “wiping out” the nation’s elderly population has always been his No. 1 priority.

“If your grandmother would rather be …read more